“Love, kisses, and Valentine’s wishes.”
“You’re not my number one, you’re my only one.”
“Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?”
“Forever the PB to my J.”
“Life is better when we’re going through it together.”
“I only have heart eyes for you.”
“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”
“It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.”
“You know you are in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
“We are most alive when we’re in love.”
“A true love story never ends.”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter then you.”
“If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.”
“I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favourite person of all time.”
“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things.”
“I should be over all the butterflies but I’m into you.”
“You have stolen my heart.”
“I’m lucky I’m in love with my best friend”
“Love is old, love is new, love is all, and love is you.”
“All of me loves all of you.”
“It’s a love story, baby just say yes.”
“You were the song stuck in my head. Every song that I’ve ever loved.”
“And when you smile, the whole world stops and starts for a while, cause you’re amazing, just the way you are.”
“You were red and you liked me because I was blue.”
“I’d love to hold you close, tonight and always.”
“Every day’s your birthday and every night your Valentine.”
“Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite”
“I’m so glad I found you”
“Can’t help loving you”
“Happy Love Day to my love”
“Love, Kisses, and valentine wishes”
“Sweets for my sweetie”
“A day for my bae”
“You are my greatest adventure”
“I love you more each day”
“My favourite place in the world is in your arms”
“I like me better when I’m with you”
“P.S. I Love You”
“I ‘like’ like you”
“All of me loves all of you”
“You and I are meant to be”
“Love conquers all”
“I’m so happy that to meet someone that’s as weird as I am”
“Just two crazy kids in love”
“Every day with you is a gift”
“I love you yesterday, I love you still. I always have. I always will”
Funny Valentines Day Captions For Instagram & Facebook
You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
I love you more than pizza … and that’s saying a lot.
Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.
I’d press pause on my favourite song for you.
So happy we both swiped right.
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
I love you for being my emergency contact.
And it all started with Netflix and chill.
I love you even when I’m hangry.
The world needs more love and less work emails.
“I love you as much as Kanye loves Kanye.”
“I’d press pause on my favourite song for you.”
“Valentine’s Day: the one day where I can sit at home, eat chocolate and drink wine without judgement.”
“Dear Cupid, forget the date, just send wine.”
“Not swiping left on this date.”
“What am I allergic to?” “Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.”
“I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with me true love… Food.”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.”
“Don’t go bacon my heart.”
“Love you a latte.”
“Yoda best partner.”
“Cheers to all these years with my butter half.”
“Our Valentine’s Day pic deserves a round of a-paws.”
“We may not be good at twerking, but still.”
“In love with you I am.”
I love you more than Tina loves butts.”
“You’re the avocado to my toast; the huevos to my rancheros…”
“If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.”
“Love the wine you’re with.”
“Mediocre 2gether 4ever.”
“Shoutout to all my gals on Galantine’s Day.”
“Cardi B voice: I really like you, okurrr?”
“Grateful that you are my emergency contact.”
More Funny Captions
Valentine’s Day Captions For Singles
“Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate.”
“Happy Single Awareness Day”
“All my singles ladies”
‘Happiness comes from within, not from men”
“Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking”
“Single: Too fabulous to settle”
“Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me, I suggest you reveal it now.”
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two”
“I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun and freedom”
“Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me”
“My valentine has still not wished me ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’. Did I do something wrong or is it because he’s a cat?”
“It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.”
“A dozen roses: , a box of chocolates: , a Happy Valentine’s Day card: , still having dollars because you’re single: priceless!”
“To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day”
“I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.”
“No better Valentine’s Day than Galentine’s Day.”
“I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.”
“Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes.”
“Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.”
“I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.”
“Here’s to many more years of happiness with myself.”
“She was stronger alone.”
“I am happy, because I’m single by choice, not by chance.”